Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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