she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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