Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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