Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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