so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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