spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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