with your own penis?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My vagina is officially offended.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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