We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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