Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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