Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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