I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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