we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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