i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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