dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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