roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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