I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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