Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He felt like a one man threesome
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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