And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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