don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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