My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My bed smells like the plague
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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