she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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