Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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