I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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