summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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