Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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