ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have fence marks all over my body
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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