We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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