Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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