you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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