That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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