3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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