I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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