im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
don't judge my taste in strippers
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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