IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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