getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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