Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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