Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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