If i come over, it means nothing
Dual....:-)
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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