have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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