But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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