'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I would ride that face into the sunset
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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