she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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