I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
