we're blogging at a bar
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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