We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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