Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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