i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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