I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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