so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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