So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
